Napad na Capitol Hill 6 januara 2021 / 6 January Capitol Hill Riots

januara 2021. godine, Capitol Hill u Vašingtonu, D.C., napala je gomila pristalica predsednika Donalda Trampa u pokušaju preuzimanja vlasti, dva meseca nakon njegovog poraza na predsedničkim izborima 2020. godine. Na Trampov poziv 5. i 6. januara, hiljade njegovih pristalica okupilo se u Vašingtonu, D.C., da podrže njegove lažne tvrdnje da su izbori 2020. godine „ukradeni od ohrabrenih radikalnih levo orijentisanih demokrata“ i zahtevaju od tadašnjeg potpredsednika Majka Pensa i Kongresa da odbace Bajdnovu pobedu.

„…Republikanci pokušavaju da prebacuju krivicu…“

„Republikanci javno umanjuju Trampovu ulogu i optužuju demokrate da politizuju nemire.“ (NBC Vašington, 6. januar 2022.)

Ja pokusavam da na komican nacin “interpretiram tvrdnje republikanaca”.

On January 6, 2021, the United States Capitol in Washington, D.C., was attacked by a mob of supporters of President Donald Trump in an attempted self-coup, two months after his defeat in the 2020 presidential election. Called to action by Trump on January 5 and 6, thousands of his supporters gathered in Washington, D.C. to support his false claims that the 2020 election had been "stolen by emboldened radical-left Democrats" and demand that then-vice president Mike Pence and Congress reject Biden's victory.

“…Republicans Try to Shift Blame…”

“Republicans are publicly minimizing Trump’s role and accusing Democrats of politicizing the riot.” (NBC Washington, January 6,2022)

I am trying to “interpret the claims of the Republicans” in a funny way.

Napad na Capitol Hil (6 januar 2021)

Ono sto smo videli na TV je lazna slika onoga sta se stvarno desavalo.

Sada je malo jasnije ali jos uvek ima 2 teorije:

Teorija 1.

Demokrate su platile The Proud Boys, The Oath Keepers, QAnon, The Goyper Army, National-Anarchism, neo-Confederates I jos nekim naprednim grupama da povedu Antifu na Capitol Hill I diskredituju Trampa.

Neke cinjenice jos nisu jasne:

Da li su potplatili I Trampa da odrzi zapaljiv govor uoci napada ili je to on uradio na volonterskoj osnovi
Da li je 6 republikanaca (za koje se zna) pomoglo iznutra na nagovor demokrata ili je to bilo cisto spontano I patriotski
Isto vazi I za miliciju Capitol Hill-a (za sada se zna za dvojicu)

Teorija 2

To, ne da nisu bile MIRNE demostracije vec nisu bile demonstracije uopste. Sta se desavalo?

Na Srpsko badnje vece, hor Beckih decaka je dosao do Capitol Hill-a da peva Bozicne pesme. Hor je bio u prosirenom sastavu (15-100.000) jer, ne pevaju se Bozicne pesme pred Capitol Hill-om na Srpski Bozic bas svaki dan.

Deca ko deca, zapevala se, unela se u pesmu i krenula unutra. E, sada, za toliki sastav, jenda vrata su mala pa su morali da koriste vrata sa vise strana, a u nedostatku dovoljnog broja vrata I prozore (stara zgrada pa graditelji nisu prdvideli bas sve).

Sada, kada su vec usli unutra, sta deca obicno rade kada odu u drugi grad ili zemlju? Pa obilaze znamenitosti i uzimaju suvenire. Lepo se vidi kako mirno setaju, obilaze kancelarije, razgledaju papire I malo se igraju sa istim, uzimaju suvenire. Izgleda da je bila Nensi Pelosi bila najpopularnija; najatraktagvniji suveniri su bili njen laptop I ona budza sto je ima za govornicom. To jeste malo tesko I kabasto ali, Boze moj, sta deca znaju sta je tesko? Uzmu pa nose (I usput pokazu 3 prsta tek da se zna odakle dolaze)

Nisam jos cuo treorije poznatih Srpskih politickih komentatora (I sveznalica): gospodje Mile Velickovic, belosvetske Srpkinje, Bas (aka Petra) Celika, bivseg snagatora, Gorana Mitica, poznatog fizicara I metafizicara cika Mite i Aleksandra Mitrovica Metanoje (clana Razvojne akademije nauka I Medjunarodne Srpske akademije za koje ni Google nije cuo).

Capitol Hill Riots

What we saw on TV is a false image of what really happened. Now it’s a bit clearer but there are still 2 theories:

Theory 1.

Democrats paid The Proud Boys, The Oath Keepers, QAnon, The Goyper Army, National-Anarchism, neo-Confederates and some other advanced groups to lead Antifa to Capitol Hill and discredit Trump.

Some facts are still unclear:

Did they bribe Trump to deliver an incendiary speech ahead of the attack, or did he do it on a voluntary basis?
Did 6 republicans (that are known) assist from the inside at the urging of democrats, or was it purely spontaneous and patriotic?
The same applies to the Capitol Hill police (so far, two are known).

Theory 2

Not only were the demonstrations NOT PEACEFUL, but there weren't any demonstrations at all. What happened?

On Serbian Christmas Eve, the choir of the Boys' Choir from Vienna came to Capitol Hill to sing Christmas songs. The choir was in an expanded formation (15-100,000) because Christmas songs aren't sung in front of Capitol Hill on Serbian Christmas every day.

Children being children, they got carried away, immersed in the song, and began to move inside. Now, for such a large group, one door is small, so they had to use doors from multiple sides, and due to the lack of sufficient doors and windows (it's an old building, and the builders didn’t anticipate everything).

Now, when they have already gone inside, what do children usually do when they go to another city or country? Well, they visit landmarks and pick up souvenirs. It's nice to see them walking peacefully, visiting offices, looking at papers, and playing a little with them, picking up souvenirs. It seems that Nancy Pelosi was the most popular; the most attractive souvenirs were her laptop and the bag she has for the podium. It is a little heavy and bulky, but, my God, what do children know about what is heavy? They just take it and carry it (and on the way show three fingers just to let you know where they come from).

I haven't yet heard the theories of well-known Serbian political commentators (and know-it-all’s): Mrs. Mile Velickovic, Bas (aka Petra) Celik, a former strongman, Goran Mitic, the famous physicist and metaphysicist uncle Mita, and Aleksandar Mitrovic Metanoja (a member of the Development Academy of Sciences and the International Serbian Academy that even Google hasn't heard of).